Monday, February 19, 2018

Through the Grapevine: Hollywood Predictions for 2012

 

By Serena Elavia ‘14
Staff Writer
First to the Altar

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick

Runner Up: Drew Barrymore and Will Kopelman 

Well the third time around may be the trick! After a rocky set of years including a divorce, fights with her parents and almost having her kids taken from her, pop sensation Britney Spears has finally calmed down  and is now engaged to long time love and former manager, Jason Trawick. Let’s just hope that Brit doesn’t have an oops I did it again moment and go off the deep end.

First New Parents 

Fergie and Josh Duhamel 

Runner up: Kate Middleton (you’ll have your time, don’t worry) 

After publicly discussing multiple times about how she and hubby of nearly three years, Josh Duhamel, are ready to have kids, Fergie will most likely be the first to become pregnant this year with a little Black Eyed Pea. Ever think about why the Grammy winning tour group is on hiatus? Duh, it’s kind of hard to sing “My Humps” and carry around your own growing hump. 

 Heatin’ Up 
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
Runner Up: Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling 
It may be an odd match, but Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are a hot new couple, and will continue to sizzle in the New Year. These two have been spotted walking hand in hand, sharing ice cream cones and Lively even surprised Reynolds for his birthday while shooting a new movie in Boston—isn’t that cute? Rumors are that she even walks his dog; now that’s true love.
Most Likely to Break Up 
Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart
Runner up: Stacy Keibler and George Clooney
 
It’s safe to say that Jenny likes ALL kinds of guys on the block. Her rumored new beau, Casper Smart, is one of her back up dancers and has been arrested in the past for illegal drag racing. I mean at least get arrested for something legitimate and believable, like public intoxication straight Christina Aguilera style. The superstar will quickly realize that she’s dating an infant, and the two will separate within a few months. 

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